Right now I have this ridiculously long hippie hair and Kristin and I have been trying to schedule a nudie shoot where my hair covers me up Lady Godiva style. I hate that there is any problem with nudity on the internet because I would post all of them, but the nip slips are a plenty. We will have to play with them a little first. Anyhoo, I was stoked that my Luxury Cat Boo-nay-nay was down to pose with me. In the first one I am wearing this amazing Vintage Elephant necklace that my mother got me in an antique store in Placerville. I think it is real ivory. The ears, husks and chunky chain are gold. I also have on my two Giant Citrine engagement rings and a big gold cuff that Meghan lent me. Her Aunt was a jewelry designer in the 80's and she made these bejeweled cuffs with enormous hunks of Jade all over them. In the last one I am wearing one of my biggest scores ever: A vintage Christian Dior gold chain, tiered tassle belt. Love it! The necklace and the belt look sort of ludicrous over clothing and I have been waiting for this shoot to wear them. Yay! If anyone ever feels less than a perfect ten, just let Kristin Cofer take your clothes off and pose you. Seriously. She is amazing. I wish I had photos like this of every one of my beautiful friends. Do it!